Things overheard in the office

2007-07-04T12:38:00.000-07:00

"The Goths are getting anxious." -- IT

2007-06-04T11:46:00.001-07:00

"Over the last 8 years of being in business we have built processes into
place to ensure our success and you came on my screen" -- BM

2007-04-17T08:52:00.001-07:00

"Oh... R and his buns!" -- RI

2007-04-10T12:36:00.000-07:00

"The governments of small African nations will collapse if this gets out." -- AT

2007-04-09T11:08:00.001-07:00

"Downplay the kicking part" -- RI

2007-04-05T11:42:00.001-07:00

"Painful, painful, painful. It's full of pain. And chocolate chips." -- R

2007-04-04T10:19:00.000-07:00

"What? I'm allowed to pee. It's my right!" -- R

2007-04-03T08:30:00.000-07:00

"I'm going to the washroom. Anybody want to join me?" -- R

2007-04-03T07:31:00.001-07:00

"He's as tense as beef jerky" -- BM

2007-04-03T06:41:00.000-07:00

"They should just toss an SUV off next time" -- IT

2007-03-30T09:32:00.000-07:00

TC talks about his much-wanted bed sheets only available in Mississauga.

"Imagine what kind of impression I'll make on women when they'll come and see my bed sheets!" -- TC
"You mean like your mother?" -- RI

2007-03-19T10:06:00.001-07:00

"Male? Female? Tranny? " -- RI

2007-03-15T09:34:00.001-07:00

"You're finally learning the fine art of manipulation" -- RI

2007-03-15T06:47:00.001-07:00

"I'm plotting your brainwashing" -- BM

2007-03-13T10:45:00.001-07:00

"I was only paraphrasing" -- IT

2007-03-13T10:44:00.001-07:00

"Taking guns out of schools is a bad thing" -- IT

2007-03-08T07:04:00.001-08:00

"I already set my chair to fit my ass" -- P

2007-03-07T12:22:00.001-08:00

"It's all about sex again" -- DM

2007-03-06T11:52:00.000-08:00

"Normally, I don't do well with vaginas that are encased in green goop" -- RI

2007-03-06T10:06:00.000-08:00

"It tastes... vaguely fruity." -- AT
"What'd you call me?" -- RI

2007-03-06T09:37:00.001-08:00

"I'm removing my nipples" -- BM

2007-03-05T12:37:00.001-08:00

"So it's you who makes the buses smell bad!" -- AT

2007-03-05T12:33:00.000-08:00

"How come anything we say gets 'Pah-pah-pah', but anything you say is news-worthy?" -- IT

2007-03-02T10:41:00.000-08:00

"He knows what he is doing." -- TC
"I do?" -- AT
"He does?" -- RI

2007-03-02T08:08:00.001-08:00

"Pfffft. I was expecting pistols at dawn" -- IT

2007-03-01T11:26:00.001-08:00

"I'm tired of my sexual troubles" -- RI

2007-03-01T07:23:00.001-08:00

"Are you going to be sticking your hand up a cow again?" -- AT

2007-02-28T12:50:00.001-08:00

"I'll have to explain it a different way. Tomorrow I'll bring in some puppets." -- P

2007-02-28T08:31:00.000-08:00

"This is exactly what I was afraid of." -- IT

2007-02-28T08:20:00.001-08:00

"Zoltar has spoken!" -- Zoltar

2007-02-28T06:57:00.001-08:00

"Oh no! He's gone Irish!" -- AT

2007-02-27T12:14:00.001-08:00

"That's kinkier than a cocoa-puff" -- BM

2007-02-27T11:38:00.001-08:00

"Thats why they only had a ballpoint pen and a piece of string." -- IT

2007-02-27T10:57:00.000-08:00

"Smart people only." -- IT

2007-02-27T10:35:00.000-08:00

"Hey! Cool! You broke the skin!" -- AT

2007-02-27T09:41:00.000-08:00

"I glow in the dark!" -- P

2007-02-27T09:39:00.001-08:00

"Alright, who needs a hug? My fortune cookie told me to hug someone." -- AT

2007-02-26T12:44:00.001-08:00

"Nobody makes mistakes in this business." -- IT

2007-02-26T11:33:00.001-08:00

"Almost funny. Almost funny." -- P

2007-02-26T09:54:00.000-08:00

"So... choking on it is the proper way to do it?" -- AT

2007-02-26T09:50:00.000-08:00

"It makes a nice light snack." -- RI
"So does cyanide." -- AT

2007-02-23T07:21:00.000-08:00

"Whatever anybody can do, AT can do better" -- P

2007-02-22T11:56:00.001-08:00

"I'm having an allergic reaction to Disco." -- AT

2007-02-22T11:27:00.001-08:00

"I don't know why I started singing that." -- IT

2007-02-22T10:41:00.001-08:00

"This conversation smells like Bounce." -- P

2007-02-21T13:42:00.000-08:00

"It's all your fault, RI" -- IT
"Again?" -- RI

2007-02-21T12:07:00.000-08:00

"If someone took the time to give me hugs, I wouldn't need to become a serial killer" -- AT

2007-02-21T11:02:00.000-08:00

"Gape, gape, gape like an ape, ape, ape" -- RI

2007-02-21T08:56:00.000-08:00

"I think there is a disturbing similarity between the two. He's a cute version of Jabba The Hutt." -- IT

2007-02-21T08:35:00.001-08:00

"You know what? This HIV/AIDS thing looks great! I want it!" -- AD

2007-02-20T11:19:00.001-08:00

"It takes me hours and hours of practice" -- P
"Your masturbation?" -- AT

2007-02-20T11:16:00.001-08:00

"Naturalist is the politically correct way of saying nudist" -- AT

2007-02-20T10:56:00.000-08:00

"When I use Smarty, I feel like I have to put on tights and a tutu." -- IT

2007-02-20T10:25:00.000-08:00

"He sure likes carrots!" -- RI

2007-02-20T10:22:00.001-08:00

"Pickle...cocaine...both just as good, but the pickle is better!" -- RI

2007-02-20T10:11:00.000-08:00

"I don't like warm-blooded. I like cold-blooded." -- TC
"So you have a fetish for fish?" -- AT
"Yes, I do. I love fish." -- TC

2007-02-20T09:47:00.001-08:00

"People get burned playing with my balls" -- BM

2007-02-20T09:44:00.000-08:00

"We can go out to the parking lot and you can run me over a few times" -- IT

2007-02-20T08:06:00.000-08:00

Good thing you can't see the ladies hidden under my desk. They are self-cleaning. (slurping noise) -- BM

2007-02-19T12:58:00.001-08:00

"I've never heard of a fetish for Venezuelan lawyers before" -- AT

2007-02-19T12:07:00.000-08:00

"Can you please send it over?" -- AT
"Sure, sending it over now." -- RI
"Stop being so efficient!" -- AT
"Okay, deleting it now." -- RI

2007-02-19T11:50:00.001-08:00

[sneezes]
[looks at hands]
"Yeurgh!" -- AT

2007-02-19T11:26:00.000-08:00

"So my clarinet was stuck, I could play some notes, but when I pressed down on the lower keys, I couldn't get a sound out!" -- MG
"You're obviously not good at blowing reeds!" -- RI

2007-02-19T11:21:00.001-08:00

"Previously the internet was for PORN!" -- RI

2007-02-19T11:20:00.000-08:00

"Please do these within the next 17h and 34m, if your adrenaline drops below an acceptable level during this timeframe your life will come to an end" -- BM

2007-02-19T10:49:00.001-08:00

"I've got 10 toes, I can afford to lose one or two" -- IT

2007-02-19T10:40:00.001-08:00

"How does being punched in the face wake you up?" -- TC

2007-02-19T10:37:00.000-08:00

"Enough silliness." -- IT

2007-02-19T10:27:00.000-08:00

"I was doing math ON MY OWN?!?!" -- RI

2007-02-19T09:19:00.000-08:00

"That's not the heater; it's my ass." --BM

2007-02-19T09:07:00.000-08:00

"That was BM's mating call, in case anyone was wondering." -- RI

2007-02-19T08:47:00.000-08:00

[singing]
"Money! Money! Money!" -- RI

2007-02-19T08:45:00.000-08:00

"You want to deny them Internet access?" -- TC
"No. Not at all." -- IT
"It would be RI who does that." -- AT
"And that makes it OK." -- RI

2007-02-19T08:42:00.000-08:00

"...And after that: KALASHNIKOV!" -- DK

2007-02-19T08:35:00.000-08:00

"Yo!" -- RI
"Yo!" -- P
"Yo!" -- RI
"Yo!" -- P
"Yo!" -- RI
"Yo!" -- P
"Yo! Your mamma so fat....." -- RI

2007-02-19T08:07:00.000-08:00

"Will cats resort to cannibalism?" -- IT

2007-02-19T07:34:00.000-08:00

"I think you have managed to frighten everyone AT" -- IT
"He does that on a regular basis" -- RI

2007-02-16T12:47:00.000-08:00

"Everybody's dying. I hate that!" -- RI

2007-02-16T12:18:00.000-08:00

"FONTS!" -- BM
"FONTS!" -- P
"FONTS!" -- AT
"This is getting annoying." -- IT

2007-02-16T12:16:00.001-08:00

"We can't stop crime." -- IT

2007-02-16T12:11:00.001-08:00

"BM taught me the meaning of 'gape' today." -- P

2007-02-16T11:54:00.001-08:00

"Hey, JB, you're evil!" -- AT
"OK!" -- JB

2007-02-16T11:47:00.000-08:00

"Guess what I do at lunch." -- TC
"Practice ballet?" -- AT

2007-02-16T11:25:00.000-08:00

"Firefox is dangerous to use for web development" -- TC

2007-02-16T11:17:00.000-08:00

(In a "Terminator" voice.)
"RC likes RC." -- RC

2007-02-16T11:06:00.000-08:00

"I think creating a blog of things people say is an excellent idea. It will make everyone shut up. " -- IT